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Derpy History of Dominaria

Happy Thursday MTG peeps,

Here is MTG Realm’s Derpy TL/DR History of Dominaria summary.   Timeline may be questionable - please see Vorthos Jay for the real history.

Mythohistory : Over 10,000 Years Ago

Sole Denizens - Elder Dragons (maybe even Elder WURMS !), Primevals, and a trio of powerful Wizards known as the Numena, who all had long glorious beards.

Thran - Phyrexian War : 5,000 Years Ago

Thran technology using powerstones and artifice caused an illness to those exposed to long to this typed of radiation, and mutation into biomechanical horrors (Phyrexians).  These freaks are bannished to Mirrodin.

Antiquities War : 4,500 Years Ago

(AKA Brother’s War) Marked by the conflict between Urza and Mishra, which all started over an old Thran powerstone - or - this could be all about an incident which happened on the Antiques Roadshow.

Ice Age : 4,500 to 1,300 Years Ago

The Sylex Blast from the Brother’s War causes ecological havoc, and colder temperatures.  An Elf Planeswalker called Freyalise is frustrated over constantly wearing thermal under and casts a World Spell to warm things up again.

Modern History : 1,300 to 350 Years Ago

Urza founds the first Tolarian Academy which immediately becomes voted to become ‘most likely to be blown-up’.  Preparations made to defend against a future Phyrexian Invasion.

Phyrexian Invasion : 330 Years Ago

Absolutely devastating, but through the efforts of Urza, and the Legacy Weapon, Yawgmoth and the Phyrexians are defeated at great cost.  Dubstep and House Music become popular.

Rift Era : Until 60 Years Ago

On the continent of Otaria, a being called Karona (commonly confused with Corona which is a pale lager produced by Grupo Modelo), is inspired by Yawgmoth the evil, and promptly has an existential crisses. War erupts.

Mending Era : 60 Years Ago to Present

Eight major rifts in time had formed over the history of Dominaria due to its many conflicts (example the Sylex Blast).  Postal Service resumes, with Kevin Costner as being quoted “Stuff is getting better, stuff is getting better everyday”.  Kevin know little about the resurgence of the Cabal under the demon Belzenlok.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The mutated Thran were banished to what would become (old) Phyrexia, not Mirrodin.