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Showing posts with label magic humor. Show all posts

4.02.2015

Tumblr Thursday

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Happy Thursday MTG peeps,

We here at MTG Realm were planning to do an article about post- Dragons of Tarkir updates to Orzhov (Black / White) Warriors and / or Jeskai Tokens, but then we got lazy and decided it was high time to get to another catch-up with what's been going on over at our sister blog, MTG Realm on Tumblr, so strap in and let's drive.
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Photoset April 02, 2015 76 notes



Magic: the Gathering - Murder most foul.

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( •_•)  >  ⌐■-■

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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ! !
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Photoset April 02, 2015 69 notes



Magic: the Gathering - Gideon


From @mtglion - one of those thingys where a single letter can completely change the meaning.   :)

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Photoset March 31, 2015 27 notes



I just got a B-Day cupcake from Tumblr !


This was a great year.  Hopefully I’m alive for another on Tumblr.

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Speaking of Tumblr Milestones and swagger, we wanted to know how popular (read - how many followers) the official Magic: the Gathering Tumblr blog had - they posted this coy and evasive message - 

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Photoset March 31, 2015 32 notes



Magic the Gathering - Family Visit

When your Auntie / Grandmum comes over for a visit.


Risen Executioner (Dragons of Tarkir mythic rare), illustrated by Craig J Spearing.
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Photoset March 31, 2015 54 notes



Magic: the Gathering - The Sort

Got a bunch of Dragons of Tarkir cards to sort.  


It is never a bad time sorting and organising and rather relaxing as I hit a tea, zen out and go into the avatar state.
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Photo March 30, 2015 212 notes


Magic the Gathering - on the streetsVery kewl license plate bracket / holder for MTG fans.  Posted by Redditor SkaAce and subsequently about 15 or so put up on eBay which are selling like Doritos® outside of a Led Zep concert.  Waiting for WotC coporate ninja lawyers to hadouken this into oblivion for illegal use / infringement of intellectual property.Certainly is better than some of the cr@p up on MTG Merch.
Magic the Gathering - on the streets

Very kewl license plate bracket / holder for MTG fans.  Posted by Redditor SkaAce and subsequently about 15 or so put up on eBay which are selling like Doritos® outside of a Led Zep concert.  

Waiting for WotC coporate ninja lawyers to hadouken this into oblivion for illegal use / infringement of intellectual property.


Certainly is better than some of the cr@p up on MTG Merch.
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9.12.2013

MTG Tumblr Thursdays

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Happy Thursday MTG peeps,

There are a few new Theros previews out today for those Magic: the Gathering spoiler-nutters but so far, a somewhat relatively slower dayTo this end, we think it an opportune moment to catch up with our sister site MTG Realm on TumblrDo not fret - we still have faithfully updated our Theros Spoiler List page.  Anywhoos - let's have a looky-loo as to what the Tumblr machine has generated . . .
  
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Magic: the Gathering - Heroic Theros
Here’s a heroic enabler we’ve been waiting for. 
Shown above ‘Dauntless Onslaught’ with suggested serving.
Magic: the Gathering - Heroic Theros
Here’s a heroic enabler we’ve been waiting for.
Shown above ‘Dauntless Onslaught’ with suggested serving.

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Magic: the Gathering - Theros Lunch
Was eating a ‘Hero Sandwich’ for lunch while scrolling through new Theros MTG cards  … then this happened.
• Theros Griffin and Rider artwork by Johann Bodin
• Gods Willing with art from Mark Winters

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Magic: the Gathering - Chain Gang
I’m really digg’n this new exile sooo much, I’m inviting it to my post-rotation Boros party.  Anywhoos, solid art work by Aaron Miller who had just started commissions for WotC.
Also - from the illustration, I’m really ‘feeling’ the pain for that poor Theran - BUT - if Rorasch (of The Watchmen fame), has taught us anything, it is the power of positive thinking
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Little-known fact -  We were a prisoner of Japanese employment for about 12 years!
We have a love of the culture and just about everything Japanese now.

ホビージャパンは、カードゲーム「マジック:ザ・ギャザリング」の攻略ムック「マジック:ザ・ギャザリング超攻略!マナバーン2014」を9月20日、最新セット「テーロス」の公式ハンドブックを9月27日より発売する。
1 : マジック:ザ・ギャザリング超攻略! マナバーン2014
2 : マジック:ザ・ギャザリング テーロス公式ハンドブック

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Magic: the Gathering - The Return of Scry
Neal had a few moments today on the Twitterverse.  Play along - 
No More Mister Nice ScryScry Me A RiverDon’t Scry This At HomeScry Another DayGet Rich Or Scry TryingLord of the ScrysAmerican ScryScry Little PonyScry To MeWhat Scrys BeneathScrys and DollsScrying HighFlying ScryDEGRASSI JUNIOR SCRYSaving Private Scryin’Scry Another DayVanilla ScryThe Empire Scrys BackDon’t Scry For Me Argentina
Magic: the Gathering - The Return of Scry
Neal had a few moments today on the Twitterverse.  Play along -
No More Mister Nice Scry
Scry Me A River
Don’t Scry This At Home
Scry Another Day
Get Rich Or Scry Trying
Lord of the Scrys
American Scry
Scry Little Pony
Scry To Me
What Scrys Beneath
Scrys and Dolls
Scrying High
Flying Scry
DEGRASSI JUNIOR SCRY
Saving Private Scryin’
Scry Another Day
Vanilla Scry
The Empire Scrys Back
Don’t Scry For Me Argentina

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Theros - Anger of the Gods
All of today’s Theros spoilers ‘n’ previews posted to the MTG Realm blog at : http://mtg-realm.blogspot.ca/2013/09/theros-spoiler-9-11.html
New card ‘Anger of the Gods’ supplied with amazingly epic art from the great Noah Bradley.  We could not help but to suggest a modification given less than ideal meteorological conditions.

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Magic: the Gathering - Theros Minor Deities
Interesting new art in all likelihood for Theros by Peter Mohrbacher.  This was posted in the latest Uncharted Realms installment by Jenna Helland and may be the minor god ‘Pharika’.  This is what was hinted or mentioned so far - 
Pharika: A deity worshipped during Setessa’s Winter Nexus observance.  This god may be associated with grief and old age as well as that of  potions and poisons.  It is said that Pharika had hidden a number of possible helpful cures within the blood of basilisks. Adherents send prayers to her on slips of paper placed within ceramic vessels and deposit these within bogs.
Magic: the Gathering - Theros Minor Deities
Interesting new art in all likelihood for Theros by Peter Mohrbacher.  This was posted in the latest Uncharted Realms installment by Jenna Helland and may be the minor god ‘Pharika’.  This is what was hinted or mentioned so far -
Pharika: A deity worshipped during Setessa’s Winter Nexus observance.  This god may be associated with grief and old age as well as that of  potions and poisons.  It is said that Pharika had hidden a number of possible helpful cures within the blood of basilisks. Adherents send prayers to her on slips of paper placed within ceramic vessels and deposit these within bogs.

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quilavaquirks:
Thought of this synergy last night. >=)
NICE CALL !  Deliciously Evil !  :)

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5.01.2010

LOL Drazi

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A Happy Saturday to all,
Just a quick heads up about a very cool contest that StarCityGames is running.


Ryan O'Connor of StarCityGames posted this contest on Thursday - he invites all to participate by creating a funny graphic using a card or artwork from Rise of the Eldrazi and an entertaining caption. This work would then be posted to their FaceBook page HERE.

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Here are the prizes !

First Prize: A free one-year subscription to StarCityGames.com Premium content -or- free entry into a 2010 StarCityGames.com Open Series Event. The Two Runners-Up will also win free 1-month subscriptions to StarCityGames.com Premium content! Entries are to be posted on Facebook by Wednesday, May 5th at 11:59pm EST with the winners being announced on Thursday, May 6th.

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To date, there has been a great contribution. We suggest you head to Know Your Meme (where they painstakingly document Internet phenomena of viral videos, image macros, catchphrases, web celebs and more) - from here, you may then be inspired to submit your lulz for a chance to win.

Here are our two contributions :









Anywhoos - WE thought these were funny.

Here are some other great entries already submitted to the StarCityGames Facebook page . . .

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11.05.2009

#mtgbiz

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You may recall the time when you were a kid when you may have decided to make a new path to shortcut across a field with absolute disregard to the convenient path that already existed. You would tramp the grass down, and would wear through several pairs of sneakers by strategically dragging your feet on said new path for days. You then spoke with everyone you knew and begged them to use your new path.

Perhaps not - maybe it was just us.

Anyway, this is somewhat analogous to creating a new hashtag (#___ ) on Twitter. If you are a knuckl-dragger, let us explain. Hashtags help to organize the published updates ("tweets") on Twitter into user-defined groupings around one general topic, making the conversation easy to read and follow.

Recently, a discussion was struck up within the Magic the Gathering Community on Twitter regarding what one would name a restaurant or business using the bastardized name of a Magic card (If there were a Magic themed restaurant what kind of food would it serve? #mtg). Some very witty and waggish names were bandied about until our buddy Trick Jarrett of ManaNation decided to create a new hashtag . . . "#mtgbiz" (Alright, let's hash tag this craziness. Use #mtgbiz for Magic business names.)

Trick did not need to hold the grass down for long for the new path as it were. Soon everyone was partaking in a subject very near and dear to many mtg player's hearts - humour. Let's have a look . . .

The one we created and of course my fav . . .
CopySix
#mtgbiz Weird Harvest Produce Company

others -
jm2032 : Hell's Caretaker's Nursing Home.
mihaibirsan : Mind Funeral Services
Pascal3000 : Kitchen Finks' Kitchen Things
Wedgehead123 : Journey to Nowhere Airlines
allanhowls : Mishra's Robotics
burgessm : Ashling's Extinguishers!

Check out the rest of 'em HERE.
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Also of Note . .
It's November the 5th ! Happy Guy Fawkes Day !


It has been a long time since the Gunpowder plot went down back in 1605 but the
the Yeomen of the Guard still searches the cellars of the Houses of Parliament before the annual State Opening . . . . w0w - talk about sensitive !

Remember, remember
the Fifth of November,

The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,

I know of no reason

Why the Gunpowder Treason

Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
t'was his intent

To blow up the King and Parli'ment.

Three-score barrels of powder below

To prove old England's overthrow . . .

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